CREATION ACCORDING TO A DOG

On the first day of creation, God created the dog.

On the second day, God created man to serve the dog.

On the third day, God created all the rest of the animals on earth to serve as potential food for the dog.

On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man could labor for the good of the dog.

On the fifth day, God created the tennis ball so that a dog might or might not retrieve it.

On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the dog healthy...and Man forever in debt.

On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but HE had to walk the dog.